Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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