Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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