found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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