my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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