Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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