What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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