you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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