Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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