Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
