You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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