every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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