What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
