It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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