come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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