As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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