Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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