this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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