Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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