Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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