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(734): View more from Michigan

I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.

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I'm coming over.

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(718): View more from New York

we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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That doesn't help me much...

(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm right under the moon!

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?

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(806): View more from Texas

He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.

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I feel like you never had a virginity..

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(224): View more from Illinois

Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.

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