walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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