how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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