my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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