just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
