there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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