Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
