I wanna bring you to show and tell
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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