and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
