How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The best revenge is premature balding
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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