do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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