i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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