I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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