I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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