Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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