please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Sober January is a disaster.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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