This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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