Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Enjoy the penises
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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