It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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