Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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