I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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