OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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