Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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