If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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