sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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