That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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