worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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