Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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