i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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