It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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