doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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