ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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