What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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