Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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