i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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