I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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