You really coming over, don't trick.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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