walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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