there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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